The best job in the world has to be as a contractor or construction worker in Tokyo, that place is always being destroyed! Second best? Working on 7 Dollar Popcorn Presents the 7 Dollar Popcorn FILMuary Extravaganza: 28 Days of Movie Mayhem. The 18th movie in this shindig is Gamera 2: Attack of Legion. The sequel to Gamera: Guardian of the Universe.The events of Attack of Legion take place about one year after Guardian of the Universe. This time, our enemy is a giant space crab kind of thing called Legion. He eats glass and shoots blue sparks out of his legs like some sort of Emperor Palpatine wannabe. What a jerk! Dude, find your own thing! You can't just copy people's shit all the time and expect to be taken seriously!
Okay, they say that a picture is worth 1000 words, right? Lets find out for ourselves! Gamera 2: Attack of Legion in 7dp Picture-O-Vision!
Sir! Something landed near here. We're still investigating WHERE exactly it landed...
Thank god someone called AVIS
Shit! Someone help! It's attacking the BEER!!!
Gamera is NOT afraid of fire.
Sir! You appear to have a caterpillar crawling on your lip...permission to shoot it off!
It's my mustache, Private.
It's an amazing mustache, sir!
Crab vs Turtle...doesn't matter who wins or who loses. All that matters is that someone is going to be able to make a LOT of soup.
Gamera has green blood! And he's bleeding!
Section 9 Paragraph C of the Constitution: Roll out the tanks
"Hi, I'm Vic Romano and that's Kenny Blankenship"
He's military intelligence...the glasses give it away.
Hands
No Hands. For somereason, Gamera turns into a sea turtle when he flies
Call me Palpatine bitches. You ain't gonna catch this. You ain't no Yoda.
That's one BIG bug zapper
The Legion is steam powered
Okay, see, I had NO idea Gamera could do this...
Good work, Gamera. You've won!
Congratulations sir, Operation Watch Gamera Kick the Giant Space Creature's Ass While We Do Nothing was a complete success!
