If there were going to be a movie made about Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland what would you expect? Let's see, we could get Marilyn Manson to write and direct it, yes? Sure, and we could have him play Carroll, too, that'd be awesome. And then we could get model Lily Cole (pictured) to star as Alice. And Angelina Jolie (not pictured) to play the Red Queen. And we'll call it PHANTASMAGORIA - THE VISIONS OF LEWIS CARROLL. Yay.
Now, I think we should try to get Vince Vaughn in it. Mad Hatter maybe? Or the Chechire Cat? Yeah? Come on! Why not? He'd be great dammit!
You're no fun.
