
That's my post.
No, I'm kidding.
So the apple sauce, it's not bad, but it's missing something. It's made with granny smith apples. It's bland. Very bland. It doesn't have the flavor I would expect from a granny smith apple. The tartness, you know?
That's how I felt leaving Silent Hill. It wasn't a bad movie. I didn't dislike it. But it felt like it was missing something. And I can't figure out what. The visuals were good. The story and acting were ok. I didn't have any complaints about it, but it felt...lacking.
The movie unfolds much like a game. A clue, a piece of a puzzle. Find a knife, use it then lose it. Like a game each objective is placed before you and you move to accomplish it. Since it's a movie based on a game, this makes sense.
I liked the way that the city of Silent Hill existed on two seperate planes, and I liked the way that that was presented.
I'm curious to check this out on DVD with a commentary and some behind the scenes kind of stuff.
I know what was missing, the dread. The tension. It felt, to me, like every time a little tension was building, that it kind of sputtered out. Build build build the tension of Rose in town, and cut to Chris someplace else.
I did like the movie though. Just, it felt lacking, kind of like my poor apple sauce.
Mmm...apple sauce. I should make it myself again.