I also learned that ducks bounce

Last night, after work, I decided to go see a movie.

It was unsettling to say the least.

Another Star Wars poster

 

Credit where credit is due: Poster by Craig Drake and available for purchase from StarWars.com

Change we can really believe in

Credit where credit is due: Poster by David Friedman of Ironic Sans which is easily one of my favorite blog names ever.

This time...it's posters.

I lieu of anything substantial, lets look at a couple posters for upcoming movies. I mean, there's nothing more exciting that pictures, right? And hey, don't worry, it's not like I'm going to do a whole week of posters. Nope. Don't care about them as much as I do trailers. Oh, who am I kidding, my living room is almost nothing but movie posters. And, I'd be willing to bet that I buy or acquire at least one new poster this weekend. Maybe it'll even be one of these!


You may remember that I liked the 'import' version of Day Watch that I saw last year. And I have to admit that I'm getting kind of excited about the actual US release. Ok, I'm only excited about seeing it with a good set of subtitles, but it's something, right?



I love the tag line: All Bets Are Off. Get it? They're in VEGAS baby! It's a gambling reference! Man, they're so fucking clever. I wish I was one of those marketing geniuses. I could totally do tag lines for movies. Seriously. Here's a couple just of the top of my head...

Resident Evil: Extinction - This time...it's personal.
Spiderman 3 - This time...it's personal.
You've Got Mail - This time....it's online personals.
Live Free or Die Hard - This time...it's PG-13.

I could totally do that job.


I have no idea what this movie is or is about, but with a poster and title like that...I have to say that I'm at least a little intrigued.

Fantastic

Yes, I know I just posted something. Yes, I know two in a day ain't my style. Regardless, there's something we need to talk about.

You see, I'm kind of...no, scratch that...VERY excited about the new Fantastic Four movie. I mean, Silver Surfer...Galactus...come on. It's gonna be hella sweet. Here' the problem though, I was just poking around at MoviesOnline.ca and they have a new poster for it.

Pretty sweet, right? Look at Sue. That A) doesn't look like Jessica Alba and 2) doesn't even look real. It looks cgi. And that's just really weird.