Friday, May 23, 2008

What I learned from Diary of the Dead

1. Hydrochloric acid kills zombies. It will melt through their skulls and destroy their brains in a gruesome yet, fascinating way.

2. A defibrillator, however, will only stun a zombie. Their eyeballs will explode though. And like they said in Karate Kid Part 3, 'A man can't see, he can't fight', just replace 'man' with 'zombie' and there you go.

3. If in the grip of a zombie, you can use a scythe to stab yourself in the head and it will go all the way through you and into the zombie behind you. I can't imagine how one might practice this move though.

4. If you get stopped by the National Guard while fleeing from a zombie horde, they won't help you. They'll take all of your food and water, but somehow be nice enough to leave you your weapons. Even though the weapons are probably more useful.

5. In the event of a zombie outbreak, the government will raise the alert level to orange, meaning you will not be allowed to flee with more than 3oz of liquid in a single 1qt bag.

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dreamrot said...

Sounds like fun