Today's phrase of the day: Bat-shit Wonderful.

Look, if you describe a movie as 'bat-shit wonderful', you will pique my interest.



Needless to say, Rubber has my interest piqued. I want to see it. And it's playing here at the end of next month. I must make this happen.

An evening spent listening to some of the worst music I could imagine

No, this wasn't even the worst I could imagine. I honestly never would have imagined anything as bad as some of this. The song titles were left out...mostly to prevent you from blaming me for hearing some of it. Hunt it down at your own peril.

Copied from Facebook. Formatting is a mess because I don't care enough to fix it.

smacdonn:
This might be the worst song/video I've ever heard/seen...and it's taking everything I have not to inflict it on everyone I know.
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smacdonn: How can a video with dinosaurs and unicorns (whit LASER EYES) be this awful?
41 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: Seriously, it's like part rap, part Poison the Well...autotuned and full of Jesus.
39 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. I'm not sure, but I think the 'chorus' in this dude's song is 'AAARRRGGGHH Come on, fuck a guy'. I'm not sure though.
33 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: ‎'i put mayonnaise on everything that's how i eat'
33 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: ‎'See that kid stealing? That was a thief'
32 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. I never would have expected there to even be a market for autotuned screamo.
29 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: There is a dude in a pig costume. This still isn't worse than that first song. It needs more Jesus.
28 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. Actual lyrics: Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life. I don't think I can do two more minutes of this one.
25 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. Jesus fuck. I think the cast of Jersey Shore traveled back in time to 1998, became Canadian and started a boy band. Fuck. No.
23 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: Yup. Something to come out of Canada that I hate more than Nickelback. I kinda want to go back to the touch my bum song...this is awful. What was I thinking?
22 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: I tapped out. New video. Metal(ish) with autotuning and DDR? WHAT?
18 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. WTF? You're seriously singing about whether to sit with your friends in the front seat of the car...or with your friends in the back seat? Fucking hell. Teen angst is a LOT different than when I was in high school
15 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. Soulja Boy is terrible. There's nothing else I can say about this.
12 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: What's Hannenin? I'm moving on to something else. Seriously. What the crap? It sad that this is IMPROVEMENT.
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: I mean, this is almost listenable.
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: Almost. If you like listening to cds skip.
9 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. Not sure, but I think I'm listening to people rap about mayonnaise. It's 20 pence more.
8 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: New video. Dear 'musicians' (and I use the term very lightly), not EVERYTHING sounds better autotuned all crazy.
5 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: Your rented Lamborghini does not impress me sir.
4 minutes ago · LikeUnlike
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smacdonn: The 'rapper' reminds me of every upper middle class white kid I've ever seen trying to be hard core.
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smacdonn: New video. MORE AUTOTUNE.
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smacdonn: Autotuned singing about Hannah Montana wearing your jeans? Really? I'm done. I quit. I don't ever want to hear anything new again. Seriously. I'm locking down iTunes. I'm done. I quit.